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loooong before he became Mr. Bear San Diego. I forget exactly how, but it probably involved Supperware -- yes, that famous manufacturer of All-American plastic.
Like most bears, Everardo is round and furry and happy to cuddle. And the fact that he's a titleholder means that he's outgoing and intelligent. (Would you expect anything less from a Dick of the Week?) And jolly? Everardo laughed more often and more loudly than any other Dick of the Week I've interviewed; he's having fun in life and he's willing to share it with the rest of us.
Over the past few years, Everardo has sold tons of Supperware -- most of it quite ordinarily, but in one case (at my house!) in the nude. He's done wonderful openly-gay things at a local church, and contributed a great deal to the gay, bear, and Latino communities. You'll love what he has to say about his dick -- read on.
So... let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?
When was the last time I measured it? Fully erect, it's between seven to seven and a half inches.
How big around?
Fully erect, probably about 5.
So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?
When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?
I think my fingers still touch.
How much overlap?
So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?
Which do you prefer in a partner: a big dick or a small dick?
Well, there is such a thing as being too big and there is such a thing as being too small... although I prefer the larger. I would say larger.
I like to have at least something to play with while I'm fucking him from behind [he laughs]. You can quote that part!
So you're a top?
What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?
Oh, my god [he laughs quite loud]... I met this guy in a bathhouse once, and he had been using one of those vacuum dick enlargers and he had done it so much that it got to the point where his dick could never be fully erect, and in order to use a cockring he needed to have a vacuum cleaner belt around his dick and balls. The head of his dick was so big that I couldn't open my mouth wide enough to get it in. I had to use two hands to hold on to this guy's dick. Thank god he didn't want to fuck me!
There was this guy... he and I had been teasing each other for a long time, talking dirty with each other, and he'd tell me how much he wanted to come over and fuck me. So once I told him to come on over, and he did. We got naked and into bed... the guy's dick was so small it couldn't get past my buns. There wasn't even any such thing as penetration. He was trying to be real studly and it just didn't work.
Wait, I thought you said you were a top!
So I just flipped him over and fucked him! That way it wasn't a totally wasted evening.
Why was he trying to fuck you in the first place?
At the time I was experimenting. This was a long time ago and I wasn't sure if I was top or bottom.
Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?
I'd say a small dick. Sometimes a big dick is so big that it can never get fully hard, or it takes a lot to stimulate a really big dick.
What famous person's dick would you like to see the most?
Living or dead?
Oh... Hugh Jackman. He played Wolverine in the X-Men movie. He's hot; I'd love to see his dick. I'd love to see his dick in my mouth! Either that or Brendan Fraser's.
What famous person would you most like to show YOUR dick to?
[He laughs quite a bit.] That depends on who logs into this site! Brendan Fraser and Hugh Jackman!
Scientists have perfected a penis-transplant operation, and they want you to donate 2 inches of your dick for transplantation to someone less fortunate than you. How much would they have to pay you to get you to agree to the donation?
[This time he laughs really, really loud and for quite awhile.] There isn't enough money!
Would it matter if the recipient was your brother?
Especially if the recipient was my brother!
Would it matter if the recipient was your boyfriend?
No! [He laughs.] If it was that small he wouldn't be my boyfriend.
Why not your brother?
We just never got along with each other. And he's straight! [He laughs.]
How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?
They usually tell me I have a nice dick. I don't know if they mean how big it is or that they think it's pretty.
What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?
Grabbing my crotch without asking my permission first, or without introducing themselves first. Which has happened.
If someone saw you in a bar, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?
They shouldn't use a line. They should just come up and introduce themselves or maybe say, "Hi I noticed you across the bar and I thought I'd come over and say hello."
What would be the worst line?
Hmm. "What's your sign?" [He laughs.] That's so seventies!
Are you cut or uncut?
Actually, I'm cut. I think they might have left a little bit of it.
Which do you prefer in other men?
I really enjoy uncut men because I feel it's different than what I've got, and I feel it's a more natural dick. I like the taste of it, and I like playing with foreskin.
Ever thought of getting your foreskin restored?
I've looked into that and frankly I don't want to take a chance on something getting messed up, so I'm just not going to be bothered.
Has your dick ever docked with an uncut guy?
What was your hottest docking experience?
It was in Hawaii last year. My lover and I had hooked up with an older big daddybear. He had really sexy gray body hair, a shaved head, a nice gray beard, and he was really hot. We had a 3-way with each other and part of it included he and I docking our dicks together. I really enjoyed that.
What's your dick's favorite place to go?
Inside a hot, hairy bear's asshole! Particularly my lover's asshole.
What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?
Huh! I'm trying to figure out what you mean by that question. Sometimes my dick thinks for me, and I'll either head for a bathhouse or go to hook up with somebody I met on the Internet.
What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?
Oh! I didn't think I'd like getting head from somebody who had to take out his teeth first. I came in his mouth and he swallowed my load, although normally I don't like to do that because some guys don't like that and because it's not always safe.
What's your favorite way of USING your dick?
Using it to spank either my lover's butt or some cub's butt before I fuck them. [He chuckles.]
What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?
If it's well-proportioned, if it's healthy, no weird lesions or anything, if it's clean, if it's not shaped weird, and I guess if it's not blotchy or veiny, if the color was even, whether it's a light-skinned or dark-skinned person it's got coloring that's not all blotchy or something like that.
Do you think you have a pretty dick?
Yes I do. I think I have a VERY pretty dick!
Do you think your boyfriend's dick is pretty?
My boyfriend's dick is pretty, but mine is prettier. [He laughs quite a bit.]
What does your boyfriend like about yours?
He says it's exactly the perfect size, because he likes giving me head and he likes it in his mouth and he likes the way it feels inside his butt.
Has anyone ever drawn or sketched your dick?
Not that I can remember, no.
Have you ever drawn or sketched your own dick?
Who was the oldest person ever to see your dick?
I had sex with a friend of mine who is a very hot leather daddy type of man, and at the time I was around 28 and he was probably around 64 or 65.
The youngest person?
I think it was about probably 12 years ago; I tricked with this guy who was about 19.
When was the last time your mom saw your dick?
[He laughs really loud.] I think when I was 14. She walked in on me when I was jacking off one day.
Is your father cut or uncut?
I don't remember for sure. I think my father was uncut. He died two years ago.
Did your father have a big dick?
Rumor has it that he did.
What's the source of the rumor?
Well, my aunt, his sister, other people in the family... My father was very active, shall we say, and fathered a total of about 9 children. From what I remember of what he looked like and from pictures of when he was younger and how he filled out his pants, I'd say he was pretty well endowed.
I only saw it once. It was flaccid, but I think it was probably about my size, maybe a bit larger.
Do you have any kids?
Does your dick have a name?
Uh, at one time it did.
What is it?
I think we called it Panchito.
It was an ex-girlfriend.
In Spanish I used to refer to it as my pitito -- my little pipe, or whistle. [He laughs.]
Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?
Only sometimes when I read about these men who are circumcised and want to restore their foreskin. Sometimes when I'm reading about circumcision being a form of mutilation I can feel like maybe my dick has been damaged. But since I don't know what life was like before I was circumcised and it seems to function pretty well anyway, I really don't feel that way.
When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?
Boxers or briefs?
I usually try to wear boxer briefs, kind of a hybrid. They come a little bit down the thigh but they're not as loose as a boxer.
Does it hang to the left or to the right?
I have a grower, not a shower, so it kind of doesn't hang. But when it is hanging I think it tends to hang toward the middle or the right.
How do you arrange it inside briefs?
It usually isn't really an issue. It folds into itself and I tuck my balls in and off I go. But if I'm wearing something dick-enhancing like my favorite pair of jeans which pushes out my basket a bit, my dick is a little more hanging to the right.
Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?
Oh, probably around maybe 10 of those 20 minutes.
Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?
Yes! For about 18 months when I first between the time when I graduated from college and just before I moved to San Diego there was a period when I was celibate. At the time I was struggling through coming out and with who I was. During that period I didn't have any sexual contact and I wasn't a member of a gym so there wasn't any way for anyone to see my dick.
When is the last time someone saw your dick?
This morning. My lover.
When will be the next time?
Depending on what I do after I leave here, probably my lover when I get home.
In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?
I only took gym my 10th grade year, so other boys would only see my dick during that year. After that I wasn't involved in any sports, so I don't think any of the boys saw it the rest of my high school time. Maybe my friend Gerardo did.
How would he have seen it?
He and I used to work out at his place together, and we would occasionally change in front of each other.
And in college?
In college I had a couple of girlfriends, and they would see my dick. I also lived in a coed dorm, but unless I was involuntarily peeking out of a robe, they probably didn't see it.
And guys in college?
In the shower, or in the locker room for gym classes.
Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?
It depends. At least one -- my lover. I don't go to the gym any more, so only if I go to a bathhouse (which now is very rarely).
Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?
Oh god, yes! [He laughs.] You want to hear the story? I actually got a nickname in high school -- "The Riser" -- because of that! I was a member of the debate team and we would go to different cities all over California for competitions. One time we were all piled up in a hotel room and somebody had brought some porn magazines. And we managed to get an X-rated porn movie on the TV. So here we were a bunch of 17 year old guys in a room, no adults, looking at porn, and for some reason I stood up and I didn't realize that I was hard. I was wearing something loose like pajama bottoms and my dick got in the way of a friend watching the TV, and he said hey would you mind putting that thing down so I can see the TV?!?? From that point on the debate team called me The Riser, on through junior and senior year.
How did that make you feel?
At first I was very embarrassed by it, but then it kind of garnered me this reputation, because the way the rumor got going my dick got bigger and bigger every time someone passed the rumor along. So eventually I was very proud of that handle and it got me a pretty decent reputation!
When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?
Lovingly! [He laughs.] (I take 3 pictures showing how.)
Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?
My friend Gerardo had told me about jacking off, and he told me how to do it, but he didn't tell me what would happen. So I was probably around 14, and I was in the bathroom and I locked myself in. And I started touching and rubbing my dick the way Gerardo had told me he had rubbed his, and it started getting hard, and I was feeling sensations that I'd never felt before, and I was thinking this is great! And naturally I just started rubbing my dick harder and faster and then felt myself getting closer to cumming although I didn't realize what was happening. When I came that first time my load must have shot into the ceiling, a huge load and I just exploded out of my dick, and it was everywhere! But the sensation of it was unbelievably pleasurable. It just felt great.
What's the shortest length of time you've ever had between two orgasms?
Less than half an hour. I was having sex with the first guy that I actually dated, not just a one-night stand, in San Diego. We were really going at it one night, probably the first night we actually had sex. I came once when he gave me head and I came again when I fucked him.
Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?
Ooh... [long pause] probably in high school.
What was the fantasy?
Being in the locker room with the football team while they were showering.
Did you ever carry it out?
No. Not all the way. My friend Gerardo -- I had a crush on this guy bigtime -- was on the football team and sometimes after practice or after a game he would give me a ride because he had a car. And so I would occasionally go into the locker room to quote wait for him unquote while he and the rest of the guys were showering and getting dressed.
Has anyone other than you ever touched your dick in a sexual way in a church?
Yes. This was at least about 10 years ago, maybe longer. I had just met this guy and we were on a blind date at a meeting at a church. After the meeting was over and everybody had left we walked around the church grounds. On the grounds was a small chapel overlooking a canyon, and we got into the chapel and looked at the canyon through the window, on a particularly beautiful night. One thing led to another and we ended up making love in the window of the chapel overlooking the canyon.
At a Boy Scout event?
I used to be a Boy Scout. And I don't remember anybody ever touching my dick, ever. We used to "pants" each other occasionally, but I don't remember anything like that.
While you were with your parents?
Have you ever been naked in public?
Yes, Black's Beach.
When you think back on your life, do you think you were a nudist your whole life, or did you only become a nudist at some particular age?
Believe it or not, even as a small child, I was extremely modest. I don't remember why -- my mom didn't give me any negative images about my body -- but I always felt embarrassed to be naked, period. I wouldn't like to be examined by the doctor, I wouldn't let my mom see me in the bathroom. If my mom would come and maybe wash my back I made sure that there was plenty of bubbles in the water so she wouldn't see anything. I wouldn't leave the house unless I was fully dressed with the top button of my shirt buttoned up to the top. I REALLY didn't like showering gin the locker room in junior high school with other guys. I have a grower, not a shower, so the way my dick is when it's flaccid it kind of folds into itself. THAT was where I got a lot of teasing: names like "dickless" because it looked like I didn't have one. I was always very self-conscious about my body, and it wasn't until much later, over the past 5 years or so, that I have become more comfortable being naked around other people.
Which would you prefer: To live in a world where everyone had to be naked all the time -- men and women -- or to live in a world where you had to be naked all the time but everyone else was clothed?
[He laughs.] I had a dream like that once! Where everybody else was clothed and I was the only one running around naked. Oh, I think we'd have a better world if everybody had to run around naked. There wouldn't be any class distinctions; we'd be much more equal with each other.
Which would you prefer: To have a photo published in a magazine of just your dick next to your real name, or to have an anonymous photo published showing both your dick and your face?
Probably a picture of my dick with my name on it.
What's the most embarrassing thing your dick ever did?
Oh! [After thinking a bit...] I was going commando once -- wearing shorts with no underwear -- it was a pair of gym shorts. In college. I had gotten stoned. And for some reason I wandered from my room into the lounge and I didn't realize it but I was erect and part of it was peeping out from underneath my shorts. It wouldn't have been so bad except for the fact that it was a coed hall and I happened to be the RA [Resident Advisor]. It was EXTREMELY inappropriate and to this day I don't remember why I wandered in there.
What has your dick done that has made you the most proud?
[He laughs several times.] On our first date, my now-lover and I got to the point where we were in bed together and we were about to have sex. We were doing foreplay and a lot of oral sex and a lot of other stuff. He had newly come out, so he had only had sex with one other man besides me, and he had topped this guy. So he had never been penetrated by another man. So we're in bed together and he turns to me and says, "By the way, I'm a top." and I turned around and said, and I quote, "Not any more" just before I fucked his ass for the first time! [He laughs.] And he's been a bottom ever since! And that was about 9 years ago.
What's the most outrageously exhibitionistic thing you've ever done?
Besides posing for this website? Even though I wasn't completely naked, I would say the Mr. Bear contest. At one point I was running around in my underwear in front of a bunch of people.
In your whole life, what event or situation made your dick the hardest it has ever been?
Well, believe it or not, the most turned on I've ever been... There's a movie called The Last Emperor, and in it there's a scene where two women are sucking on each other's toes. Granted, I'm about as gay as gay can be, and I don't know how hard my dick was -- but that scene was SO erotic my glasses literally fogged up, in a theater, on the big screen.
Tell me about the first time your dick was photographed.
That was tonight!
Has your dick ever been published in a magazine?
On the Internet?
Have you ever danced naked?
Privately. Behind closed doors. I had somebody I was dating once and I used to strip for him -- be his little stripper boy.
What does your dick do when you dance naked?
Besides flop around? It eventually gets really hard.
When you were dancing naked, did you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it was going to cause your dick to swing?
Oh, yes! Lots of hip movement, lots of gyration going on. That was kind of the point!
Have you ever exposed your dick in a non-visible way -- for example, by taking your bathing suit off underwater?
Yes. A lot of time at bear pool parties we swim around naked although most of the time our dicks are submerged under water. When I've been to Black's Beach I've taken off my swimsuit while in the water and then come back out with the suit off. I've occasionally taken my suit off underwater at beaches that were NOT naked, too.
Have you ever been naked in a bar?
Not completely naked, but I have had my dick exposed in a bar. This was back in the days when the Xxxxxxx bar was around. It was usually really crowded on Sunday afternoon/evening time, where people were literally rubbing up against each other. This one particular evening a little circle started forming and we started groping on each other's crotches, and eventually people whipped their dicks out and started jacking each other off.
What's the largest number of people who have seen your dick all at the same time?
That probably would have been at one of the bear pool parties or something like that. There was probably about 50 or 60 other people, maybe more.
Has your dick ever been paid to do something?
Has your dick ever been exposed to view against your will?
No, I don't recall anything like that.
What do you like the most about your dick?
That it seems to be really well proportioned. It works just fine. People seem to be satisfied with it, neither too big nor too small, and I'm still capable of more than one orgasm a day! [He laughs.]
What do you like the most about having a dick?
Being able to stand up and pee wherever the hell I want to!
What do you like the least about your dick?
The fact that when it is soft, it doesn't hang out, it kind of hides.
What do you like the least about having a dick?
The fact that it is very vulnerable. There's nothing protecting it.
Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?
Tell me about that.
Let's just say my dick has thought for me on occasion. Once I had been chatting with this guy on the Internet and got very turned on and decided I was going to go out and have sex with him and come back. Supposedly my lover would still be asleep and he wouldn't be the wiser. Unfortunately the dog woke up my partner and so when I came back from my little tryst he was awake. And then I tried to lie about it and that just made the situation even worse. So by following my dick it got me into trouble.
Tell me about the one orgasm in your life of which you are most ashamed.
I don't know if I would use the word "ashamed," but this was when I was much younger, and I still identified as heterosexual. I had sex with my best friend's fiancée while he was in [military] boot camp and he had asked me to take care of her while I was away, which was the same night he had asked me to be his best man at the wedding. She and I ended up having sex one night, and then we were in a relationship with each other for two years.
...of which you are the most proud?
The time I shot my load inside my lover's butt without a condom, but it was because of what that symbolized about our relationship. I have never done that with anyone but him -- when I've played outside the relationship it's either latex all the way or it's things that can't possibly be dangerous. But when we decided that our relationship was deep enough, and that we trusted each other and were reliable enough, we stopped using condoms when we fucked. And that first time made me feel incredibly proud that we had gotten that far.
Starting the clock at the end of this interview, how long will it be before you have an orgasm?
Probably within an hour.
How do you plan to get that orgasm?
If my lover is awake, it'll be either by fucking him or by jacking off in front of my computer.
Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?
I really like my dick! It's given me a lot of pleasure over the years, it's given other people a lot of pleasure over the years, it seems to be just the right size to please most people. Lately it's been getting me a lot of attention and the way my basket was displayed in the underwear contest and in the "Bearly There" contest it helped make me into Mr. Bear San Diego. I like dicks in general. I think dicks are great!
Thank you very much!
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