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at a gay bar in San Diego, where he was a fresh face in a SECURITY t-shirt. Blond, with an incredible smile, he instantly drew my gaze. When he and another security guard took off their shirts (to change into another), I decided I HAD to tempt them -- just a bit!
As I walked over, I whipped out my wallet and took out two one-dollar bills. Both Pax and his co-worker were now shirtless, and their pants were open a bit at the top to permit the next t-shirt to be tucked in. I walked up to each of them and tucked a dollar bill into the tops of their jeans, touching their dicks in the process very briefly -- as if it were an accident. They looked at me, smiling but surprised, and I said by way of explanation, "It's my policy that I always have to tip the strippers."
Ooh, baby, little did I know!
Turns out that Pax has become one of my best models. He's a model helping me hawk my pens and pencils, my "Dick of Dickstinction" certificates, little fans you can hang around your neck (see photo above), and more. He helped me recruit his ex-boyfriend Taz for this site, and put me in touch with several more Dick of the Week candidates. And he is such a sweetie-pie that he has practically single-handedly destroyed the stereotype that stunningly handsome blonds are full of "attitude". He's not available sexually (he's got a boyfriend, and -- boo hoo! -- it's not me), but he's gotta be one of the friendliest guys I know.
He is so friendly, in fact, that he's going to talk to you right now about his beautiful dick! Read on...
So... let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?
[He looks down.] Hard or soft?
I'd say about 5 inches soft, 7 inches hard.
How big around?
That I don't know.
So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?
When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?
How much overlap?
About an inch.
So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?
Which do you prefer in a partner: a big dick or a small dick?
Big one just hurts too much! [He chuckles.]
[Playing dumb:] Hurts too much doing what?
If you're a bottom, it hurts too much. [He smiles.]
So you're a bottom?
What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?
Seven. My boyfriend's about a 7, and he's the smallest I've ever been with.
[This struck me as pretty unlikely -- but read on.] Tell me more about each of those two guys.
I met them both at the bar. T., the bigger one, he was OK but he tended to be a little too immature -- sometimes I got the impression that he never knew what he wanted. C., he's everything I've been looking for in a partner. Mature, knows what he wants, knows how to get things done when he wants it done.
How many different partners have you had?
Gay relationships, about 5.
So you've had sex with 5 different guys?
[Well, that explains it. It is possible that all of his partners have been as big as he said -- he's only had five in his life.]
Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?
From what I've realized, big dicks don't have as much sensitivity as a smaller dick.
What famous person's dick would you like to see the most?
Heath Ledger. He's the star of a Knight's Tale and the guy who played the son of Mel Gibson in The Patriot. He's 28, I believe.
And you are?
Just because of how cute he is. [He chuckles.] It'd be interesting to see what's below the belt.
What makes him cute?
His eyes. You can tell a lot about a person with their eyes.
What famous person would you most like to show YOUR dick to?
Same person, given the opportunity.
Scientists have perfected a penis-transplant operation, and they want you to donate 2 inches of your dick for transplantation to someone less fortunate than you. How much would they have to pay you to get you to agree to the donation?
About a million dollars!
Would it matter if the recipient was your brother?
Nope. [He laughs.] I'm selfish!
Would it matter if the recipient was your boyfriend?
No, 'cause he doesn't need it!
How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?
What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?
Most annoying thing is when men come up to you and just start feeling on you. Especially if you don't know them.
If someone saw you in a bar, and wanted to get to know you, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?
He'd have to show some kind of intelligence. I don't know about the best line.
What would be the worst line?
"You wanna fuck?" [He laughs.]
Are you cut or uncut?
Which do you prefer in other men? Why?
I prefer cut. It's a different feeling than somebody that's uncut.
What's the difference?
Somebody that's cut, granted they don't last as long, but they know how to pleasure somebody better than somebody who's uncut because they don't have the sensitivity level of somebody who's uncut.
Of the 5 guys you've had sex with, how many were uncut?
Ever thought of getting your foreskin restored?
Has your dick ever docked with an uncut guy?
What's that mean?
What's your dick's favorite place to go?
Hmmm. In my boyfriend's mouth!
What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?
I don't know... I've never experienced that.
What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?
When I got hit by a cat-o-nine-tails -- I didn't like it, but my dick did.
They hit me on my butt with it, and it wrapped around and hit the head of my dick, and I instantly got hard. I didn't like how it felt, but apparently my dick did. What happened was the cat-o-nine-tails broke as it hit me, and then it wrapped around and hit me.
What was going on?
We were at Chad's, a sex club predominantly for the military. Me and two other guys and a female went in there and the female had the cat-o-nine-tails and we were just playing. She hit me, it broke, and I kind of liked it.
What's your favorite way of USING your dick?
I like teasing my boyfriend with it.
How do you do that?
Well, he likes to suck on it a lot, and I yank it away from his mouth a lot of the time, and it drives him crazy.
So what does he do?
Most of the time after he's had enough of it he'll tackle me and hold me down, so that he can have his way with me.
And what does "have his way with me" mean?
He'll do anything he wants to me, and I don't fight him after that.
What's the thing he's done that has gotten your dick the hardest ever?
Rubbed feathers across my dick.
What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?
To me it has to be cut.
That's about it.
Do you think you have a pretty dick?
Not really [he chuckles]. Of course, I'm insecure.
Tell me more about that.
Like with my father, and everybody else on my father's side, they're hung, all of them. I got (I believe) the smallest dick in the family, so it makes me feel a little insecure about myself.
How do you know they're well hung?
My father's told me stories about all of them.
Do you have any brothers?
Have you seen your father's dick?
Yes, we were a very open family. We used to walk around nude because my mother was raised in Germany and it was a natural thing over there.
Do you think your boyfriend's dick is pretty?
What does your boyfriend like about yours?
From what I can tell, everything!
Has anyone ever drawn or sketched your dick?
Have you ever drawn or sketched your own dick?
Who was the oldest person ever to see your dick?
My [current] boyfriend.
How old is he?
He's fifty?? [I've met him and I'd guess 35 or 40 at the most.]
Uh huh! When I first met him I thought he was like 38 or 40 years old. Even after he told me his age it still didn't matter. He had a great personality.
So in general does your dick like older guys?
Yes. [He smiles and chuckles.]
Tell me more.
It's just that older men know how to please somebody. They've been around longer and they know how to play with it just right to get it hard or get it off in any way that they want to.
So what's wrong with younger guys?
They're too immature. From what I've experienced, most of the guys closer to my age seem to act like they don't know anything about the world or how to please somebody -- not only sexually but also mentally and physically. If you're looking for a relationship you don't really want somebody who's immature. You want somebody who's outgoing and knows what they want in life.
When was the last time your Mom saw your dick?
Oh, shoot, probably when I was like 10.
Is your father cut or uncut?
Does your father have a big dick?
Do you have any kids?
Currently working on it.
[Joking:] You understand that it [having kids] won't work with your boyfriend?
Does your dick have a name?
What is it?
Willy, as in "Free Willy".
How old were you when it got the name?
Sixteen. I was joking around with a couple of friends, and this girl started talking about having sex with a couple of guys and I asked well why don't you free Willy, and she said, "Who's Willy?" and I looked down at my crotch and she figured it out from there.
Did she [free Willy]?
She was too embarrassed after that.
Would you have had sex with her?
Had you had sex yet at 16?
Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?
When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?
Not all the time.
When do you and when do you not?
When I'm wearing my skater clothes I put on underwear. With my cowboy clothes I don't wear underwear because my jeans are too tight.
Boxers or briefs?
Boxers. Boxers just feel better. It lets them hang.
You like hanging free?
You like hanging seven?
Yes. [He laughs.]
Does it hang to the left or to the right?
To the left.
Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?
The whole time I'm there.
I feel a sense of freedom walking around nude.
Do you consider yourself a nudist?
Never really thought about it.
At home with your boyfriend, are you typically nude?
Both of you?
How long in your relationship did it take before you decided to show your dick to him all the time?
About 2 weeks.
Was there a specific moment or incident that began it?
No, not really.
Who got naked first in the relationship, him or you?
Tell me more.
It began the first night we met. I was at the bar with a couple of friends -- a group of four -- and he came up to me and said that the only reason why he bought drinks for the four of us was to get closer to me. And shortly after that we went to his place and the next thing I knew he was naked laying in the bed. And we've been together since.
But he must have put his clothes on at some point.
Not until he left to take me home!
And after sex, you put your clothes on when?
I put my boxers on after we had sex.
So after a couple of weeks...?
I just stopped wearing the boxers.
When was the first time you came home and got naked withOUT having sex as the reason to get naked?
When I moved here to San Diego. I was living in Washington, in the military, and just going to bed we'd get nude.
Doesn't the Navy have rules about that?
Yeah, that's why they kicked me out!
Tell me more.
I was really close friends with a lesbian, and she opened her mouth to somebody she shouldn't have, and word spreads like wildfire on a ship, and a big investigation was put through and they came and since I didn't lie to them they gave me an honorable discharge.
So it was the gay thing and not the nude thing?
It was the gay thing. The nude thing no one really cared about until they found out I was gay. A couple of guys felt uncomfortable that a gay man was walking around naked.
So tell me more about the nude thing.
Going to bed at night we were in close quarters and everybody walked around nude in the berthing anyway. Nobody really thought much about it and I'd go to bed in the nude after taking a shower.
Did the other guys sleep nude too?
So did the nude sleeping become an issue in your discharge?
No, never did.
Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?
When is the last time someone saw your dick?
When will be the next time?
In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?
Daily. Phys Ed. We had to take showers.
Not very often. I didn't lose my virginity until after I got out of high school.
And in college?
Not very often. After baseball practice when we took showers.
Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?
One or two. My boyfriend, and whoever decides to unzip my pants. I get a lot of freaks at the bar who do it when I'm not expecting it.
So what did you think of ME when I came up to you and tipped you for unzipping your pants?
I was taking my shirt off... Flattered. But the straight guy who worked with me felt nervous. I was like, "My husband knows him, he's cool."
Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?
Yes, all the time. Riding the school bus to school, sitting next to a girl I always sat next to, it would just out of nowhere pop up.
Did anyone ever tease you or punish you when they noticed that your dick was hard?
No. And she never noticed.
When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?
[He shows me and I take a photo.]
What motion do you use?
Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?
Damn! I liked it a lot! [He laughs.] It kinda surprised me because I used to play with it all the time anyway, and when I saw something coming out of it I was kinda scared because nobody had ever informed me about it. The only thing my dad ever told me about sex was that if I ever get a good piece of ass, turn it around and there should be a pussy on the other side, and if not, run. [He laughs.]
How old were you?
I was 12.
What did you think of the advice?
I just laughed. Didn't think much of it.
Did you know you were gay at the time?
Did you suspect?
Not really, because where I grew up there weren't any gay people. You didn't really think about anything like that.
So how did you figure it out?
When I moved to Georgia and joined the Army. I started looking at guys differently and realizing that that's what I wanted instead of women.
How did you get from the Army to the Navy?
The Army wouldn't let me change out of the infantry job, so I got out and went to my brother-in-law -- a Navy recruiter -- and he put me in the Navy.
So who do you root for at the Army-Navy football game?
Neither. I don't like football.
Who's better at sex: soldiers or sailors?
Sailors. After six months at sea, they say, "It's not gay if you're underway," so they get a LOT of practice!
What's the shortest length of time you've ever had between two orgasms?
Thirty minutes. When I was married, my wife was a nympho and she kept wanting to go all night.
And you thought?
She was a freak. [He laughs.]
Have you wanted to go all night with a guy?
I have. My current boyfriend, and my ex.
Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?
I was 19 when I had an offer to do porn. I fantasized about it and then I finally did it.
You were still in the Navy?
I was in the Army at the time.
So what happened?
I went in and it was for straight porn, and I did 3 scenes for them. Under the name Antoine.
So the cameras were rolling when your dick went into a ... [pretending to be shocked] pussy?
Um hum. Yes.
How did it feel?
Considering that they had to stop four times for me to get hard again, I'll let you use your imagination!
Did you have a fluffer?
It was a guy named Tim.
Was Tim older or younger?
Older. I'd say about 37.
Did you choose him?
Yes. He was there on the set. They had a total of four you could choose from, and I chose Tim.
Was Tim gay?
Very. He was what I call a flamer.
Was he happy to have you choose him?
Yes, considering that not many of the hetero guys pick him.
Did he ever appear on camera?
No, not that I know of.
What was his job other than fluffer?
He was the errand boy. There were 3 women and one guy. They had to have a guy in case there was someone like me.
Did any of the other stars choose Tim?
A few others.
How many men were there total on the set?
There were 8 of us.
So did you do the porno for the money or because it was a fantasy of yours?
Mainly for the money.
It was a long-time fantasy of mine to be able to take home one of these movies and say to all my friends: hey guys, this is me!
And did you show it to your friends?
How did they react?
They were jealous.
Were these other Army guys?
No, these were friends from high school.
What would someone say about your dick if they had seen you in the porno film?
I don't know, there wasn't much of it shown in the movie. It's basically covered up either by a mouth or by a pussy.
Has anyone other than you ever touched your dick in a sexual way in a church?
Yes. [He laughs.] It was when I thought I was straight, and I was dating my priest's daughter. We went inside the confessional and had sex.
I take it this was not a Catholic priest [because they can't get married or have kids]?
Yes it was.
Tell me more.
Preacher's kids are the wildest kids you'll ever meet, because they rebel toward their parents -- because it's such a strict life they have to live.
How did it happen that the priest was married?
He was married before he went into the priesthood.
Did his wife die?
Yes. She had been dead for three years.
Whose idea was it to do it in the confessional?
What did you think when she proposed it?
I was a little embarrassed, but I figured, what could it hurt?
How old were you?
Nineteen. Shortly after I did the porn and right after I got my first divorce.
How old was she?
So when did you get married the first time?
I was 18.
Divorced at 19?
What was the problem?
She cheated on me with 6 different people.
This was the nympho?
No. My second wife was the nympho.
You entered the Army how old?
Nineteen. I got married first, then went into the military. Got divorced while I was in the Army.
Got married again when you were....?
Let me think here... 22. Still in the Army.
Got divorce #2 ...
I was 23 and I was in the Navy at that time, shortly after I got out of boot camp for the Navy.
So how long were you in the Navy?
So how does gay sex fit in with all this?
It's much better! [He laughs.] I confessed to my second wife about me having sexual fantasies about men and actually trying things with other men. She helped me out with it. We invited a couple of friends over -- one of whom I had a big crush on -- and he agreed, and later on that night we went to the bedroom and started having sex with each other and then he came in the room and me and him just left her all by herself.
[Confused by whether they started with 2 or 3 in the bedroom:] So it was a 3-way, not a 4-way?
Did he know what he was walking in on?
Yes, because we informed him that we were going back there.
And she had presumably clued him in as to why he was invited?
Yes. We kind of hooked up with our nanny, and the other guy we invited over had had a crush on the nanny and they were too busy with each other in the front room to even worry about us in the back.
So what did your dick do sexually with your wife and the bi guy?
After the bi guy touched it, it went crazy. I hardly could ever stay hard with my wife, but when he started playing with it, it just sprung up to attention. That's when I knew for sure that I liked men more than women.
So what did your dick do once it sprung to attention?
Throbbed. [He laughs.] Until he put it in his mouth.
I proceeded to put his in mine.
My wife was kind of out of the picture after that, and me and him finished each other off.
Was he an older guy?
No, he was my age. [And not the ex referred to near the beginning of this interview.]
When did it hit you that you liked older guys?
After my first male relationship. He was my age.
So how did you realize it?
The guy I was with was immature and he treated me like shit. My second male relationship was an older man and he gave me more attention than somebody my age would. He made me feel good about myself.
How'd he do that?
My very first partner would always put me down, all the time. And my second relationship... just every little thing I did he would praise me for it or thank me for something I did for him, which I wasn't used to and by me doing things for him and him thanking me it made me feel a lot better about myself.
So how old was he?
Has anyone other than you ever touched your dick in a sexual way at a Boy Scout event?
Never been to one.
...while you were with your parents?
Yes. We were going to an amusement park with my parents and my first wife started playing with it in the back seat of the car.
Was that the only time?
Yes. Shortly after that my mother passed away, and I haven't seen my father since.
Do you not have a good relationship with him?
No. My father was very abusive. No matter how hard I try to reconcile with him, he still doesn't want to have anything to do with me. His exact words were, "I don't want a faggot for a son."
I'm sorry to hear that.
What's the most embarrassing thing your dick ever did?
I can't say I've ever had an embarrassing moment.
What has your dick done that has made you the most proud?
First time I had sex! It actually stayed hard even though I was so nervous.
What's the most outrageously exhibitionistic thing you've ever done?
I had sex on a float during Mardi Gras. I was offered beads and I asked what I had to do to get them, and she invited me up on the float for a kiss. And she said "No, drop your pants" and we proceeded to have sex right there on the float during the parade.
Yes. This was in 1997, I believe, but I'm not sure.
What did you do sexually with her?
I basically fucked her. [He laughs.] That was about it.
How many people saw you?
Everybody that saw the float!
How long did it take?
Would you like to do something like that again?
With my current boyfriend, yes. But he's too shy!
In your whole life, what event or situation made your dick the hardest it has ever been?
The first time a man went down on me.
Tell me about the first time your dick was photographed.
It was during my porn days.
Has your dick ever been published in a magazine?
On the Internet?
No. Not yet. [Several months after the intervew, Pax became an Internet performer on Bedfellow.com.]
Have you ever danced naked?
Have you ever exposed your dick in a non-visible way -- for example, by taking your bathing suit off underwater?
Yes. We were at the lake and a couple of friends decided to go skinny-dipping when it got dark. So I took my shorts off and went skinny dipping with them.
Have you ever been naked in a bar?
No. Well, yes, actually... Chad's. That's an all nude club.
Have you ever been naked in public?
For the Mardi Gras.
Have you ever had an orgasm while you were in a moving car?
Yes. My second wife picked me up at the airport after me flying in from boot camp, and she started sucking my dick on the way home, as I was driving.
Did you cum?
While you were in motion?
Yes. The car went very fast afterwards.
What did you do to avoid crashing?
Kept my eyes open.
What's the largest number of people who have seen your dick all at the same time?
Thousands at the Mardi Gras parade.
...within a 24-hour period?
Tell me about the first time your dick accidentally became visible and might have been seen by someone you didn't intend to show it to.
Don't have any idea.
When you're at a urinal in a public place -- like an airport -- how often do you do things specifically so that other guys nearby can see your dick?
Has your dick ever been paid to do something?
Yes, porno. Nothing else.
Has your dick ever been exposed to view against your will?
What do you like the most about your dick?
That it's mine! [He laughs.]
What do you like the most about having a dick?
It brings lots of pleasure.
What do you like the least about your dick?
What do you like the least about having a dick?
Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?
Tell me about the one orgasm in your life of which you are most ashamed.
Inside the church. I was really loud! Churches echo.
Did anyone hear?
A couple of people who were praying.
Did anything happen as a result?
No, we left as soon as we could, holding our faces so no one could see who we were.
How many others were in the church at the time?
Tell me about the one orgasm in your life of which you are the most proud.
The one on the parade float.
Starting the clock at the end of this interview, how long will it be before you have an orgasm?
About 5 hours.
How do you plan to get that orgasm?
With my boyfriend.
How with him?
Probably fuck him.
Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?
Thank you very much!
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