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Interview with
Dick of the Week


Dolphyn loves...
dolphins! What a surprise! And like a dolphin, he's playful and intelligent. He's a chemistry professor, which you'd never guess from the way he hangs down and flips up at gay naked gatherings. And he's got the longest dick I've ever seen on a professor, which you'd never guess from the way it hangs down -- and flips up when a camera is pointed in its direction.

Yes, Dolphyn is a "grower", not a "shower". I met him at the CMEN Gathering, at the erotic photography workshop. He seemed interested -- and interesting -- and was ready to model. Once he got started, he quickly attracted a crowd, because of his aforementioned flipping. Over the next few days we chatted from time to time, and guess what? It turned out that Dolphyn has plenty of brains, too -- so of course I had to recruit him as a Dick of the Week. What do you learn from a really smart guy who talks about his dick? Read on and see!

So let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

I guess it's about 7 inches and -- after I read one of your other interviews -- I had to measure how much it was around, and it was close to 5 inches.

So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?


When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

It would if I held it that way, but I don't think that's what I do.

What DO you do?

[He laughs, twice, as if he's embarrassed.] Oh god, you're typing my giggles [into the interview transcript]. I just kind of hold it so that I'm moving the skin up and down on the shaft, but kind of a light friction on the head, I guess.

How much overlap?

I guess not really any.

So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

Not that I'm aware of, but who knows?

Which do you prefer in a partner: a big dick or a small dick?

I kind of like slender.

And the length?

I don't think it really matters.

Why do you like them that way?

I guess it's easier. My mouth.... I physically can't open my mouth very wide so if anyone wants me to do anything there they'd better not be too big.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

Hmmmm... Well I would say "played with" -- some that were significantly larger than my own.

Can you put an estimate on the biggest one?

I have no idea!

The smallest?

I don't know, maybe a few inches. I never measured.

Tell me more about each of those two guys.

The big guy was just someone I met through an Internet personal ad. We fooled around a little bit.

[He pauses.] I'm trying to think which of two guys it would be for the small one. Well, it would probably be... [He seems to lose interest in answering the question.] I feel too funny about talking about other people. There are two sides of my personality which are always at war with each other, the exhibitionist and the prude, and they're both part of me.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

I think it depends on the person.

What famous person's dick would you like to see the most?

Oh, gosh! I guess I don't have an answer to that, either.

What famous person would you most like to show YOUR dick to?

Oh, gosh, I haven't been thinking about famous people very much.

Scientists have perfected a penis-transplant operation, and they want you to donate 2 inches of your dick for transplantation to someone less fortunate than you. How much would they have to pay you to get you to agree to the donation?

[He laughs.] I'm thinking that's funny -- I wouldn't want to do it, but at the same time if they could offer me 2 extra inches I wouldn't want to do that, either. I'm just not into surgery.

Would it matter if the recipient was your brother?

And he really wanted it, I suppose? Maybe we'd better skip this one!

Would it matter if the recipient was your boyfriend?

Well then I'm sure I wouldn't do it.

Why not?

Because I don't think making his longer would make him more attractive to me, but it might make him more attractive to other people! I don't know... I wouldn't want him to have surgery, either.

How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?

Probably about half the guys who have seen it. But wait, no, at CMEN gatherings, of those who've seen it, maybe a third. Let's say 1/3.

I take it that from time to time guys come on to you just because you have a big dick.

Xxxx, xx X'x xx x xxxxx xxxxx. X xxx'x xxxxx xx'x xxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xx xxx xxxx, xx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx.


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How does that make you feel?

Kind of torn between liking the attention and being annoyed that that's the reason for the attention as opposed to seeing something else in me.

How often do you get the impression that someone is interested in you ONLY because you have a big dick?

Xxx xxxx xxxxx. Xxxx xx xxxx'x xxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx'x xxxxxxxxxx, xxxx xxxx xxx x xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xx xxxx xx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxx'x xxx xxxx xxxxx. X xxx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxx xxx xxxx xxxxxx X xxxx xxxx xxxx, X xxxx xxxx xxxx, xxx X xxxx xx xxxx'x xxx xxxx xxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxx xx xxxx xxxx xxx'x xxxxx xx xxxx.

How old were you when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys'?

I don't know; in my 20s, I guess. I think I always perceive another person's dick as being bigger than it is, or I perceive mine as being smaller. There's a guy X'xx xxxx xxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxx xxx xxxx xxxxxx xx xxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxx xx xxxx xxxx xx xxxxxxx. Xxx X xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx: "Xx Xxx X'x xxxx xxxxx xx xxx xx xx xx!" xxx X xxxxxx'x xxxxxxx xx. I hadn't noticed.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

At a nudist event, the most annoying was is if xxxx xxxx xxxx xx xxxx!

If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a big dick, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

Oh, probably something about my beautiful eyes or something! [He laughs.]

What would be the worst line?

Something crude.

Are you cut or uncut?


Which do you prefer in other men? Why?

I'm more used to cut, but I wouldn't necessarily say I'd prefer it. I don't really know.

Ever thought of getting your foreskin restored?

No. I think I like it the way it is.

Has your dick ever docked with an uncut guy?


What's your dick's favorite place to go?

Xxxxxxx, I guess. [He laughs.]

What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?

[Pause.] I'm thinking it might be the same answer, if it wants to xxxxx xxxxxxx xx xxxxxx xx xxxxxxxxx... xxxxx xx xxxx xx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx, xxx...!

What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?

X xxx'x xxxx; X xxxxx xxxx xxxx xx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx xxx xxxx, standing in line at Trader Joe's. X xxxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxxx X xxxx xx xxxx xxx.


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What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

Maybe we should leave that one out.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

Xx, X xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxx xx xx xxxx, xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xx xxxxxxxxx xx xxxxx xx xxx xxx. I just think they look nice when they're out in the open.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

Hmmmm. I've been told I do. I have a "Jim's Penis Central" certificate to prove it! [He laughs, referring to the certificate he got as one of the winners of a Prettiest Penis contest.]

Has anyone ever drawn or sketched your dick?

Xxx. X xxx xx x xxxxxxx xx Xxxxxxxxxx Xxxxxx, xxxxx xx x xxxxx xx xxxxxxxx Xxxxxxxxxx, (xxxxxxxx XXXX xxxxxxxxxx), xxx xxxx xxx xxxx xx xxxxxxxxxx xx xxxx xx xx xxxxxxxxxxxx xx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xx. X xxx xx xxxx xxxxxxx xxx X xxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxxx xx, xxx X xxxxxx xxx xxxx xx xx xxx xx'x xxxx xxxxxxx xx xxxx, xxx xx xxx x xxxxxx xxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx. Xx xxx xxxx xx xxxx, xxxxxxxx.

Was there a real xxxx xx xxxxxx on you at the time?


Have you ever drawn or sketched your own dick?

Oh, I don't think so, but I've played with it in Photoshop.

Tell me about that.

Maybe I should just send you the pictures! I think they're still in my computer. X xxx xxxx xxxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx xxxx xx xxxxxx xxx... X xxx'x xxxx XXXX X xxxxxxx xxx X xxxxx xx'x xxxx xx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx.

Who was the oldest person ever to see your dick?

I have no idea, because there have been some fairly old men at the gatherings I've attended.

The youngest person?

Well, I guess I've been at nude beaches when there were kids around.

When was the last time your Mom saw your dick?

HmmmMMMMmmm! X xxxxx xxx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xxxx xx xxx xxxx X xxx x xxx xxxxx xx xxx xxxxxx xxx x xxxxxxxx, xxxxx x xxxxxxxx, xxx xxxxx xxxx xxxx xx xxxx. Xxx X xxxxxxxx [xx xxxxxx] xxxx X xxx 16 xx 17 xx xxxxx 15, X xxx'x xxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx, X xx xxxxxxxx Xxx xxxxxx xx xxx xxxx xx xx xxx x xxxxxxxx. X xxxxxxx xxx, xxxxxxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxx xx xxxx Xxx xxxx X xxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx; X xxxxxxx xxxx xxx xxxx xx xxxxxxx.

Is your father cut or uncut?

I believe he's cut.

Does your father have a big dick?

I haven't seen it since I was a kid, and then it looked immense.

Do you have any kids?

No. I have a dog, though.

Does your dick have a name?

Hmmm! I had an ex a long time who used to call it "My little Xxxxx."

Has it EVER had a name, like when you were younger?


Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?

Oh, yeah! Way back when X xxx xx xxxx xxxxxx. Xxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxx xxx-xx xxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx x xxxx xxxxx xxxx? Xx xxxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxx xxxx, xxx xxxx xxxxx xxx xxxx.

Some of us should be so lucky!

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

Well, I really haven't been wearing underpants recently, so I guess no.

Boxers or briefs?


Does it hang to the left or to the right?

To the right.

How do you arrange it inside briefs?

I never really arrange it, but I let it hang down. I remember I had a roommate who had one going the other way, and I was surprised because I'd never seen that before. He arranged it xx xxxx xx xxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xx. He told me that his sister's boyfriend had told him when he was a kid that if he didn't do that he wouldn't be able to use it. And he believed him! So that was just his habit.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

I'll confess that I haven't actually been to a gym in a few years, but in general I keep it covered except when I'm in the shower, and the reason is that I do have these exhibitionist tendencies, and in that situation I feel funny if I start to get aroused, and that doesn't seem appropriate.

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?

Oh, I'm sure there has. I can't think of any particular year, but there have been a lot of years in my life when I was very very inactive sexually, so I suspect that there's probably been a year at some point when nobody saw it.

When is the last time someone saw your dick?

Hmmmm. Probably a week or two ago.

What was the occasion?

X xxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxxx xx xxxxxx xxx x xxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxx... [He laughs.]

When will be the next time?

X xxx'x xxxxxxx xxxx.

What's your dick doing right now? [I'm interviewing him on the phone.]

It's xxx xxxxx xxxx; xx'x xxxx xx xxxxxxx xx my lap.

Are you naked?


How hard are you?

Xxx xx xxx xx xxx xxxxxx.

Were you naked when the interview began?


In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

Very xxxxxx. Xxxx xx xxx xxxxxx xxxx. X xxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx. Xxx xx xxxxxxxx xxxxx xx xx xxxx X xxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xxx xx xxx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxx xxx xx xxxxxxx xxx xxx xx xxx xxx.

How old were you when you first did that?

Good question! Maybe 14, 15.

How often?

Probably at least twice a week.

What kind of neighborhood?

I lived in a fairly nice neighborhood, and I don't think anyone xxxxx xxx. Xxx xx xxx xxxxxx x xxxx-xx xxxx xx xx xxxxx xxxxxxx -- xxx xx xxxxx xx, xxx xx.


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Was there a fence?

Yeah, just a fence and trees.

What did you do while you were xxxxx xxx xxxx?

[He laughs.] Soaked xx xxx xxxx, xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxx [xx xxxxxx]... Xx'x xxxxx, xxxxxxx xx xxx xxxx x xxxx-xx xx xx xxxx xx xx xxxxxxx xxx xx xxxxx, xxx xxx xxxxx xxxx X xxxx xx x xxxx xxxxx X xxx xx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx xxx xxx xxx x xxxxxx -- X xxxxxx'x xxxxxxx xx! X xxxxxxxx X xxx xx x Xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxxxxxx xxxxx, xxx, how do you keep your dick hard all the time, and I said X xxx'x xxxx, xx xxxx xxxx xx xxxx xx -- X xxx'x xxxx xxx xxx xxxx xxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxxx! X xxx'x xxxxx xxxx xxxx xx xxxxx xx xxxx xx xxxx X xxx xxxxxxx, xxx xx xxxxx xxxx some.

I think I noticed that about you at the Gathering.

I think that's why people notice my dick at Gatherings. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think they'd notice it if it didn't do that.

Let's go back to you as a teenager, naked xx xxx xxxx xxxx. Xxx xxx xxxxxx xxx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxx xxx?

Usually, yeah.

How long xxxxx xx xxxx xxxx?

A long time, I think; I don't really remember.

When would you put your clothes back on?

When I thought xx xxx xxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxxx xx xx xxxxxxx xxxx.

Would your dick still be xxxx xx xxx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxxx xx?

Sometimes. I don't really remember, but I'm sure it was.

On a typical afternoon, would you xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxx?

I think so.

Would you xxxxxxxxx?

Um hum.

How many times xxx xxxxx xxxxxx?

Hmmmm. I guess once or twice.

Besides xxx xx xxx xxx xxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxx, xxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxxx xx xx while you were naked?

Nothing is coming to mind. I probably did some reading or who knows what; I don't remember.

Did you ever get xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxx?

I don't think so.

Did you ever kind of just barely xxxx xx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxx?

I think that must have happened, but I don't remember it happening.

Now let's go back to the high school questions. You said that other boys saw your dick only in the locker room. How often did girls see your dick?

As far as I know, never.

And in college?

Hmmm. Not that often. I did go to a Faerie gathering when I was about 20. I probably got a lot of exposure there, although come to think of it I wore a sheet during most of that gathering, so maybe not very much. Other than that, I was pretty inactive.

How about women in college?

I only remember one occasion. That was when a friend and I were sleeping together for some reason; she knew I was gay.

And grad school?

You can say Black's Beach [in San Diego], I guess, because there are women there. Come to think of it I did go to a nude beach when I was in college, too. Oh, gosh, that was fun! I think it was Zuma Beach? In L.A.? I went with a friend of mine who I had a total crush on, even though he only liked me as a friend, but we went to the beach together. We both have some of these xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx, xxx X xxxxxxxx xxxx xx xxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxx xx xxx xxxxx xx xxxx xxxx xxxx -- xxxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xx xxxx xxxxx. Xxx xxxx xx xxxxx xxxx xx xxx xxx xxxx xxxxx, xxx X xx xxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxx xx xxx xxxx xx x xxxxxx xxxxx xxx they saw us -- and they screamed because they thought it was funny or cool or something.

Then, I remember, we got back and my friend was wearing these tight nylon shorts. And as we were walking back to the dorm xx xxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xx xxx xx xxxxxxxx, xxx xxxx xx xx xxx xxxx "xxxx'x xx xxxx" xxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xxx xxxx "oh my god I don't believe this."

Other people could xxx xx xxx x xxxxxx?

Yeah, there weren't a lot others around but anyone who was certainly could have noticed, even if they weren't trying to notice.

So what happened next?

Xxxx'x xxx xxx xx xxx xxxxx xx X xxxxxxxx xx.

Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?

I guess 0 to 1.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

Well I certainly xxx xxxx, xxx X xxx'x xxxxx X xxx xxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxx xx.

When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?

OK, now I have to... well, xx xxxx xx xxxx... X'x xxx xxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxxx'x xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx xxx xxx X xxxx xx. Xx xxxxxxx xxx xxxxxx xx, xxx xx xxxxx xxxx xx xxxx xxx xxxxx. Xxx xxxxx xx xxxxxxxxx xx xxx xx xxx xxxx, xxxx xx xxxxxxxx. Xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxxx, not separated.


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What motion do you use?

Usually just basic up and down.

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

Well, I was just in my room and I was remembering that I'd seen my xxxxxxx xx xxxx xxxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx. Xxxx xxx xxxx X xxx xxxxx xx 5xx xxxxx xxx X xxxxx xx xx xx xxxx, xxx X xxxxxx'x xx xx, xxxxxxxxx [xx xxxxxx], xxx X xxxxxxx X xxxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxx xx X xxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xx xxx xxxxxx xxxx xx xxxxxxxx. X xxxxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xx xxx xxxx xx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx I had to take my hand away.

So you already knew that xx xxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxx xx xxxxxx?


What's the shortest length of time you've ever had between two orgasms?

I don't know; probably in the ballpark of 15 minutes.

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

I guess I did have little things going through my head -- that somebody might possibly be able to see this -- but I don't think so. For whatever reason, being xxxxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxxx xx xx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxxxxxxx xx xxxxxxxx xxxx xxxxxx xx. Xxx xxxx X xxx xxxx xxxx xxxx X'x xxxx xxxx x xxxxxx x xxxxxx xxx, xxx X xxxxx x xxxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxx xx xxx Xxxxxxxx. X xxxxxxx XX xxxx xx xxx, xxx'x xxx xxxx, xxx xxxxx xxxxx 5 xxxxxxx X xxx xxxx: X xxx'x xxxx xxxx, xxxx xx xxxxxx, X'x xxxxxxx xxx xxxxxx xxx. X xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxxx xx xxxxxxxxx X'x xxxxx, xxx X xxxxxx xxxx'x. X xxx'x xxxx; xxxx'x xxxxxx xxx what does it for me.

Has anyone other than you ever touched your dick in a sexual way in a church?

Hmmm. I think the answer is no; my dick has hardly ever been in a church.

At a Boy Scout event?

Still no.

While you were with your parents?


When you think back on your life, do you think you were a nudist your whole life, or did you only become a nudist at some particular age?

Most of my childhood I was xxx xxxxxxxxx xx xxxx xxxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxxxxx xx xx x xxxxxx, xxxx xxxxxx X xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxx X xxxxx xx xx xxx xx xxx xxxx xxxx. X xxxxxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxxx xx xxxx xxxxxxxx xx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxx X xxx xx xxxxxx xx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxxx xx xxxx. I don't remember why.

[I tell Dolphyn about my own childhood, where I distinctly remember not wanting to take my shirt off, even in warm summer weather.]

To this day, for some reason, I feel xxxxx xxxxxx xx xxxxx xxx xxxxxx X xxx xxxx xx xxxxx xxx, xxx. X xxxxx xxxxx'x xxx xx xx xxxx xxxx xx xx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxx xx xxxxx xx xxxx xx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxxx xxxxx, xxxxx? Xx'x xxxxxxxxxx xx xxxxxxxxxx, xxx X xxxx xx xxxxx xxxx x xxxx xxxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx xx xxxx xxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xx xx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx, xxxxxxx xxxxx xxx xx xxxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xx xx xxxx. Xx xxxxxxxx xxxx xxxxx X xxxx xxxxxxx!

Which would you prefer: To live in a world where everyone had to be naked all the time -- men and women -- or to live in a world where YOU had to be naked all the time but everyone else was clothed?

I'd say the former.

Which would you prefer: To have a photo published in a magazine of just your dick next to your real name, or to have an anonymous photo published showing both your dick and your face?

Definitely the second.

What's the most embarrassing thing your dick ever did?

Refused to pee. I'm horribly xxx xxx.

Does it matter if you're naked or not [when you're trying to pee]?

X xxxxx xx, xxxxxxx X xxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx X xxx xx x xxxxx xxxxxx xx x Xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx. X xxxx "X'x xx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx X xxx [xxxx] xxx xxxx X xxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xx xxxxxxxx" -- xxx xx xxxxxx X xxx xxxxx [xx xxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx, xx Xxxxxxx xxx x xxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxxx]. Xx X xxxxx, "xxx xxxx xxxxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx?" xxx x xxxxx xx xxxxx xxxx xx. Xx X xxxx xxxxxx. Xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxxx for all of those reasons and more.

I don't know if there's a connection between being xxx xxx xxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. I kind of think xxxx xx xxxxxx xxx xx xxx xx xxxxxxxx X xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxx... X xxx'x xxxx. Xxxx xxx xx xxx xxx xx xxx xxxxx xx xx; X xxxx xx xxxx.

What has your dick done that has made you the most proud?

Proud of my dick [as a declarative statement]. [He laughs.] That it got me a Pretty Penis certificate at the CMEN gathering!

What's the most outrageously exhibitionistic thing you've ever done?

Probably the Dore Alley Fair -- you were there! You've got pictures of me on your website! Or maybe another street fair where it was OK to be naked?

How long were you naked there?

That's a good question. I was either naked or wearing a very skimpy sarong for a few hours, I'd say.

In your whole life, what event or situation made your dick the hardest it has ever been?

[Thoughtfully:] Ooh. I don't know.

Tell me about the first time your dick was photographed.

That must have been at xxx Xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xx 1983. X xxxxxxx xx xxxxx xx xxxx xx xxx xx xxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxx xx xxxxxx, xxx X xxxxx xxxxxxx xx xxxx xxx xxxxxxxx xxx X xxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx X xxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxx xxxxx. X xxx xxxx xx xxxxxxxx "xxxxx xx xxx xxxx xxx xxxxxxx" xxx X xxxx xxx xxxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxx "it's getting bigger let me wait, it's getting bigger let me wait, it's getting bigger let me wait"! [He laughs.]

He was waiting for xx xx xxx xxxxxxx xxxxx?

Yeah. It certainly xxx xxxxxx xxxxx.


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What happened after the photo session?

Oh, nothing.

Has your dick ever been published in a magazine?

Don't think so.

On the Internet other than on my site?

Yeah, actually. On one of my more exhibitionistic days I made an exhibitionistic website which I haven't really told anyone about; currently it's getting maybe two hits a month, but it's there.


At [No longer functioning as of April 2004.]

What does your dick do when you dance naked?

It goes up. It goes down. It goes up again. It goes down again.

Do you mean it bobs up and down dynamically? Or more slowly, as a result of erection and getting flaccid?

Xxxx, xxxxxx.

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?

Xx, xxx xx xx xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx X'xx xxxx xxxxx xx xxxxxxxx xx xxxx xx xxx spotlight.

Have you ever exposed your dick in a non-visible way -- for example, by taking your bathing suit off underwater?

Oh, sure. Like xxxxxxx xx xxx xx xx xxxxxx xxxx X xxx xxxxxx xx xxxxxxx xx x xxxxxxxx xxxx. Xx xxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx X xxx xxxx X xxxxxxx X'x xx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xx xxxxxxxx xxx xx -- xxx X xxx'x xxxxxxx X'x xxxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxxx xx [xxxxx xxx]. X xxxx xxxx xxxxxxx xx xxxxx xx x xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx. Xxxx X xxx xx xxx XXXX xxxx, xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxx xx xxx xxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxx, xxx X xxxxxx xxxxxx xx xx xxxx. Xxx xxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxx xx xx xxxxx X xxxxxx'x xxxxx xxxx xxx xxxxx xx xx xx. Xx xxx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx.

Have you ever been naked in a bar?


Have you ever been naked in public other than the Dore Alley Fair?

I don't think so.

Tell me about the first time your dick accidentally became visible and might have been seen by someone you didn't intend to show it to.

Not that I can think of.

Has your dick ever been paid to do something?

No, but I get royalties for this interview, right? [Hah! He's joking!]

Has your dick ever been exposed to view against your will?

I don't think so.

What do you like the most about your dick?

I guess I just like that a lot of people find it attractive, I guess.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

[He laughs.] I don't know; I can't imagine not having one!

What do you like the most about having a BIG dick?

Again, xxxx xxxx xxxx x xxx xx xxxxxx xxxx xx xxxxxxxxxx. X xxx'x xxxxx xx'x xx xxx xx xxxxxx xxxxx xx xx. Xx'x xxxxxx xx xxxxxxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxx, xxx xx'x xxx xxxx.

What do you like the least about your dick?

The assumptions that people make if they see me with a hardon: that X'x xxxxx xxx xxxxxx.

What do you like the least about having a dick?

Same as previous, I guess.

What do you like the least about having a big dick?

I guess the possibility that it might be intimidating to someone who doesn't have one as big.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

I'm sure it has, but I'm not sure when. Maybe this interview? [He laughs.]

Tell me about the one orgasm in your life of which you are most ashamed.

Ashamed? Oh, gosh. I'm drawing a blank.

...of which you are the most proud?

I just don't think an orgasm is something to be proud of; it's something to enjoy.

Have you ever had an orgasm while you were in a moving car?

Xxxx. Xxxxx xxxx xxxx x xxx xxxxx xxxx X xxxxxxx xx xxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx.

Were you in motion at the time?


During this interview, has your dick gotten hard?


How hard?

I guess xxxxxx. [He laughs.]

How often?

xxxx xxxx.

Did you have any orgasms during this interview?


Starting the clock at the end of this interview, how long will it be before you have an orgasm?

Cannot predict.

How do you plan to get that orgasm?

Probably by playing with myself.

Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

Hmmm. You can put a link to my G-rated website, Plus I think gay society is much too obsessed with dicks! [He laughs quite a bit.]

I agree with you! Especially me!

Thank you very much!

You're welcome!

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